Impress your highbrow friends by claiming this model is an emotional recreation of one of Shakespeare's most beloved works, or try to win over your loser geek friends by stating it's a superhero changing into his crime-fighting costume.

This image of a construction worker holding a STOP sign is so aesthetically pleasing I almost mistook it for an album cover belonging to a terrible new band that plays soft guitar music and dresses like they're unemployed.

Someone call the patent office because Superman just changed his nickname to The Man of Aluminium.

McG's idea for the new Terminator failed to win over fans, but pleased unicyclists worldwide.

Here's a fun image of the Vitruvian Man zorbing.

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