Impress your highbrow friends by claiming this model is an emotional recreation of one of Shakespeare's most beloved works, or try to win over your loser geek friends by stating it's a superhero changing into his crime-fighting costume.
This image of a construction worker holding a STOP sign is so aesthetically pleasing I almost mistook it for an album cover belonging to a terrible new band that plays soft guitar music and dresses like they're unemployed.
Someone call the patent office because Superman just changed his nickname to The Man of Aluminium.
McG's idea for the new Terminator failed to win over fans, but pleased unicyclists worldwide.
Here's a fun image of the Vitruvian Man zorbing.
He had a yellow inflatable tube around his waist, the kind with a comical duck head. There was a tiny fish in one of his hands, and a trident in the other. In the background a squirrel wearing shades was water skiing.
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
For fans of meaningless awards, these awards are extra meaningless.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.