In a 200-level maths class at university:
"I don't 'get' pie charts."
"Umm...So wait, are we like, in A.D. right now?"
"Interesting thing in the paper; Kurt Vonnegut dies at 84."
"The guy who wrote I, Robot. Duh."
"Ooh. That's too bad."
The class is discussing a school-sponsored trip from Philadelphia to London.
Voice from the third row: "Are we going by bus?"
"Where does rain come from?"
She asked this in a history class. In 11th grade.
My science teacher told me this one:
"Is this a male or female skeleton?"
"Right. How did you know?" (expecting the 'wide hips' explanation)
"Because there's no penis bone!"
While doing a lab in 8th grade someone read "Genital Desserts" instead of "Gelatin Desserts".
Hows about you, me, and five uncomfortable minutes in my basement apartment next to the dusty Christmas tree that's still up from my last visit with my estranged children.
The Upper Kitchen Cabinet Where Your Roommate Keeps His Food: You’ll 'need the footstool' to reach your roommate’s 'fine selection' of 'stale cereal,' but he'll never notice if 'only a little is missing from each box.' Feel less guilty by reminding yourself that Jeff 'acts weird around your girlfriend,' and always 'asks about her.' What a 'creep.'
This ain't your daddy's globe...! .... or is it?!
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