I know things but they are not things about ducks or miniblinds.

"Gobiner" has an insider's tip:

"Gobiner" got his ass kicked in Ethnia for this.

"Happy-Noodle-Boy" makes an interesting observation:

"Iwambo" is a dork.

Oh, thank you, "Kosenagi." I will sleep well tonight.

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