The More you Know the more you don't know. That's wisdom, folks.

"Alaska" is a people-pleaser:

"Avatar" seems to have similar skills with women:

"Avatar" is not talking about guilt.

"Basicsafty" knows this from experience:

"Colonel_Forbin" has this crazy idea that the president of the US of A is a mite dumb:

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