God dammit I know very little, now that I mention it.
"Kuo_435" got away with it:
"MrButterpants" has the lamest user name ever.
"MrButterpants" did not let his lame user name stop him from using Photoshop.
"Ninjakitten" made a funny joke!
"Phalex" forgot to mention that you need to push "select" before start because who played Contra by themselves?
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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