God dammit I know very little, now that I mention it.

"Kuo_435" got away with it:

"MrButterpants" has the lamest user name ever.

"MrButterpants" did not let his lame user name stop him from using Photoshop.

"Ninjakitten" made a funny joke!

"Phalex" forgot to mention that you need to push "select" before start because who played Contra by themselves?

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