Ok, so does that mean that these movie had sex? Because that's gross.

"jamesface" will be first in line (and last in line) at the premiere.

"jamesface" is not Earnest or Malkovich. He is, however, homosexual.

"Kinky John" apparently has a kinky people-eating fetish, that kinky fellow.

"Kinky John" is third but not forgotten ont he list of people whom Disney would like to see neutered.

"Kinky John" just wouldn't stop making movies.

"Ninja Kitten" made a funny joke. What a funny girl.

"Ninja Kitten" likes his women extra large.

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