Who spawned these horrible movie freaks?
"3xCool" offers three times the shame with this gem:
"Dubar" has created a timeless classic!
"OminousMangoes" should be locked away.
"Pablo Gigante" spent way too much time on this.
"TanksALot" made a movie that will be a sure hit with teenage boys.
"TanksALot" didn't have to think long before this one sprang to mind:
"Ursula's" movie will be better than either of the originals.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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