Who spawned these horrible movie freaks?
"3xCool" offers three times the shame with this gem:
"Dubar" has created a timeless classic!
"OminousMangoes" should be locked away.
"Pablo Gigante" spent way too much time on this.
"TanksALot" made a movie that will be a sure hit with teenage boys.
"TanksALot" didn't have to think long before this one sprang to mind:
"Ursula's" movie will be better than either of the originals.
When I try to clear the ball, run into me at a thousand miles per hour, sending me flying halfway across the map. If the ball is coming down in front of the opposing goal and I'm in position to tap it in, run into me at a thousand miles per hour. Never stop slamming into me at a thousand miles per hour, unless you can slam into me even faster.
eSports are getting more attention, but these new non-nerd spectators have no idea what's going happening. Help them understand how and why you've decided to waste your life with these simple approaches.
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