Who spawned these horrible movie freaks?

"3xCool" offers three times the shame with this gem:

"Dubar" has created a timeless classic!

"OminousMangoes" should be locked away.

"Pablo Gigante" spent way too much time on this.

"TanksALot" made a movie that will be a sure hit with teenage boys.

"TanksALot" didn't have to think long before this one sprang to mind:

"Ursula's" movie will be better than either of the originals.

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