MokBa makes the obvious leap from "Dear Journal" to emo Doug and his myspace.
Do you think that Jynx would be impressed with my Boulderbadge, Aqua_by_Jandy?
Going Underground's Mickey will soon find out just how small a world it really is.
Hammu-rob-i's Cathy can no longer think of herself as "curvy".
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks this ain't, Jerusalem.
On the bright side, jzmz, Geppetto later saved the ashes in a urn above his fireplace.
What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.