MokBa makes the obvious leap from "Dear Journal" to emo Doug and his myspace.
Do you think that Jynx would be impressed with my Boulderbadge, Aqua_by_Jandy?
Going Underground's Mickey will soon find out just how small a world it really is.
Hammu-rob-i's Cathy can no longer think of herself as "curvy".
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks this ain't, Jerusalem.
On the bright side, jzmz, Geppetto later saved the ashes in a urn above his fireplace.
Transgressive author Chuck Palahniuk is here to help with tips and tricks to hacking your life.
Not what I had in mind when I ordered an Italian gondolier. This is literally just a tiny toy. Needless to say, the Italian businessmen were not impressed and I looked like a damn fool. We lost the pizza pie account and will have to lay off half our factory.
Time to applaud the man who applauds in a loop until the end of time.
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