MokBa makes the obvious leap from "Dear Journal" to emo Doug and his myspace.
Do you think that Jynx would be impressed with my Boulderbadge, Aqua_by_Jandy?
Going Underground's Mickey will soon find out just how small a world it really is.
Hammu-rob-i's Cathy can no longer think of herself as "curvy".
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks this ain't, Jerusalem.
On the bright side, jzmz, Geppetto later saved the ashes in a urn above his fireplace.
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.