MokBa makes the obvious leap from "Dear Journal" to emo Doug and his myspace.
Do you think that Jynx would be impressed with my Boulderbadge, Aqua_by_Jandy?
Going Underground's Mickey will soon find out just how small a world it really is.
Hammu-rob-i's Cathy can no longer think of herself as "curvy".
Meg Ryan and Tom Hanks this ain't, Jerusalem.
On the bright side, jzmz, Geppetto later saved the ashes in a urn above his fireplace.
The first phase of The Olive Garden's cyber rollout will introduce their Neverending Pneumatic Pasta Tube. This works on the same principal as bank drive-thru deposit tubes, but with unfrozen linguini and spaghetti.
Do you remember the crazy clothes and hair of the 1990s? Do you remember Crystal Pepsi and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? Do you remember where you hid the box your mother gave you?
Were you enjoying your day? STOP! There is outrageous crap going on you need to know about!
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.