elpintogrande

The doctor and a nurse stood at the head of the line and as each person came up to see them they would thank the doctor and then the doctor would decapitate them with an axe. The things I remember most clearly are how happy everyone was to see the doctor, and how businesslike and emotionless the doctor and nurse were...

Lazy Divey

A demonically possesed Betsy Wetsy doll weilding a knife...

Majestic

A blazing sun, rising in a stark, cloudless sky. A bush/tree bared of all its leaves, a completely skeletal structure, with children running around it in a circle laughing...

JoeNotCharles

I looked under the sink and found a garbage pail with a severed head in it...

Freakin Socrates

I suddenly see these three little figures down a long hall. As they get closer I can better make out their features and only freeze in horror. They are child-sized, mostly human creatures. They are hairless, with light grey skin and blank white eyes. They also had pointed ears. They ran at me, each wielding a single syringe with a very long needle. Each filled with a glowing green substance...

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