ClosetWeevil has a fear of tall buildings, and strong, confident, career-driven women. Guess which one he chose to draw.

expendable48 fails to capture the spirit of the black community in a way that Steven Spielberg did with this drawing of an individual suffering from a case of Porphyrophobia, the fear of all things purple. I think Bart Simpson also had this fear in the Space Mutants video game.

Final Fantasy is forever banned from the FirstPersonShitter household, to prevent Nephophobia sufferers being exposed to dangerous Clouds.

God Mode has the most appropriate username of all time.

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