I'm too afraid to tell Lord of Sword that he's made it into this week's Comedy Goldmine with an illustration of Euphobia, the fear of receiving good news.

This contribution from Derringer gives us a look into the life of an individual suffering from Bufonophobia, the fear of toads. Keep any victims of this condition well away from any Top 10 Hardest Video Games Ever lists.

Things are looking up, because Derringer is back with Anablephobia, the fear of staring skywards.

This is the third image from Derringer, this time showing two separate but equally terrifying conditions. Medorthophobia, the fear of an erect penis, then fear of losing an erection which is known as Medomalacuphobia. I guess misplacing a statue can be pretty depressing.

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