I'm too afraid to tell Lord of Sword that he's made it into this week's Comedy Goldmine with an illustration of Euphobia, the fear of receiving good news.
This contribution from Derringer gives us a look into the life of an individual suffering from Bufonophobia, the fear of toads. Keep any victims of this condition well away from any Top 10 Hardest Video Games Ever lists.
Things are looking up, because Derringer is back with Anablephobia, the fear of staring skywards.
This is the third image from Derringer, this time showing two separate but equally terrifying conditions. Medorthophobia, the fear of an erect penis, then fear of losing an erection which is known as Medomalacuphobia. I guess misplacing a statue can be pretty depressing.
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.