I'm too afraid to tell Lord of Sword that he's made it into this week's Comedy Goldmine with an illustration of Euphobia, the fear of receiving good news.
This contribution from Derringer gives us a look into the life of an individual suffering from Bufonophobia, the fear of toads. Keep any victims of this condition well away from any Top 10 Hardest Video Games Ever lists.
Things are looking up, because Derringer is back with Anablephobia, the fear of staring skywards.
This is the third image from Derringer, this time showing two separate but equally terrifying conditions. Medorthophobia, the fear of an erect penis, then fear of losing an erection which is known as Medomalacuphobia. I guess misplacing a statue can be pretty depressing.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.