This final page contains a whole bunch of images from Scrotum Totem, first of all showing us the fear of garlic known as Alliumphobia.
Being Scottish and having seen Braveheart more than THREE times, fear of the English (Anglophobia) is something I know an awful lot about. Thank you for bringing my plight to the eyes of the world, Scrotum Totem.
According to Scrotum Totem there are a group of people out there suffering from Apeirophobia, or fear of infinity. But are these people also afraid of infinity+1?
Tri as they might, sufferers of Alektorophobia can't stop getting themselves into a flap over the sight of chickens. Scrotum Totem, you're the breast.
I'm scared stiff! It's not through my gigabytes of illegally downloaded internet porn, it's from these chilling pictures which I simply adored. Thanks as always to the forum goons for contributing, the next time I drive a motorcycle I will do a wheelie in your honor. There will be another Comedy Goldmine next Tuesday if you want to check it out. Don't expect an invite to my birthday sleepover if you miss it!
'We’re going to be in trouble!' Little Sister wailed, clutching her favorite book to her chest and sobbing. 'This isn’t fun like a story anymore!' But Big Sister was not listening, she was thinking. She grabbed Little Sister’s book from her and ran into town, yelling 'Help! A book made me and my sister hurt someone!'
I've been wanting to meet you all for the past few weeks, but I guess I cut an intimidating figure. I'm the new guy, with the cool job you've all surely been gossiping about. Yep, I'm the Lead Loremaster, and I'm here to enrich everything we do with much-needed lore.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.