Magical_Gopher became the world's youngest ever chess grand champion at the age of 12, but not many people know that he didn't learn how to play the game until he turned 15.

Jump aboard the Raccoon Train! The buffet cart is located at the rear.

Oh, I get it, Humboldt squid. It's like that movie from the 80's, the one with Matthew Broderick. I think it was called 'Tranformers'.

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