Roughly a month ago, the SA Goons carved a path of destruction through many classic and current games, like heavy-set tots knocking over toy blocks! Evading punishment, they kept doing so well after their initial efforts showed up in this space, and they might have done so forever if I hadn't moved the 32-page thread to the SA Goldmine archives. I just couldn't stand to see any more games ruined; granted, I didn't recognize some/most/any of the games, but they looked like they could have been cool without the changes and it was theoretically upsetting!
A thousand years ago, dudes were dying from splinters, but now the wizard potion that cleans our light wounds costs less than a Dr. Pepper in 1994. I love this medicinal 7up.
U2 and Apple have conspired to place a U2 album into your music in the year 2014. You own a U2 album. And you can't get rid of it.
Ron Paul spins in his chair, trying to grab his decorative antique musket but Freddy gets it first.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.