Roughly a month ago, the SA Goons carved a path of destruction through many classic and current games, like heavy-set tots knocking over toy blocks! Evading punishment, they kept doing so well after their initial efforts showed up in this space, and they might have done so forever if I hadn't moved the 32-page thread to the SA Goldmine archives. I just couldn't stand to see any more games ruined; granted, I didn't recognize some/most/any of the games, but they looked like they could have been cool without the changes and it was theoretically upsetting!
Simply put, if I had Johnny Manziel’s physical gifts, you better believe I would be there in the Weight Room, getting to bed early, doing whatever I had to do to be the best possible athlete I could be. I wouldn't be posting on social media about sucking titties. I wouldn't even look at a titty, buddy. I'd look at a titty and see two big footballs.
A real friend doesn't move until the middle of August, ensuring temperatures in the 90s and a humidity that turns boxers into moist balls of ruined cotton.
Expendable? You must be joking.
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