day 2: still working on the car
day 3: still working on the car
day 4: still working on the car
day 8: realized i made a mistake at the beginning so now i have to start over
day 10: still working on the car
day 11: still working on the car
day 14: still working on the car
day 22: still working on the car
day 23: some jerk stole my parking spot. spent the day looking for another place to work on the car
day 24: still working on the car
day 40: still working on the car
day 60: still working on the car
day 76: garage door broke down. i'll get to fixing that when im done working on the car
day 98: still working on the car
day 131: neighbor wants help working on his boat. i'll do that tomorrow, i need to work on the car today
day 132: went to help the neighbor with his boat
day 133: still working on the car
Saint Isaias Boner
did you get that boat fixed?
i dont know, im busy working on the car
Republicans announce that all legislation must be voted on at 2am in a secret chamber, with no one but the lobbyists who write the bills seeing a single line of text. Democrats' Response: Stumbling around a field stepping on rakes, handles smashing them directly in their faces every single time.
There is a witch hunt going on right now and I promise you that you will not find any witches in the pleasure room in my congressional office.
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