Kathy made it out the door and it slammed behind her. Two Zoo security guards just happened to be coming up the walk towards the Monkey House as Kathy came running out the door screaming. They thought she was being attacked and pulled their guns (yes they carried guns back then). She told them what was happening and security called the vets.

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