Kathy made it out the door and it slammed behind her. Two Zoo security guards just happened to be coming up the walk towards the Monkey House as Kathy came running out the door screaming. They thought she was being attacked and pulled their guns (yes they carried guns back then). She told them what was happening and security called the vets.
Paleo guru and definite non-idiot Luke K. clears the air about some of your favorite pumpkin treats this holiday season. Also he weighs in on the controversy surrounding a paleo wedding cake.
One wizard thinks our President's magic control initiatives have gone too far.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.