Kathy made it out the door and it slammed behind her. Two Zoo security guards just happened to be coming up the walk towards the Monkey House as Kathy came running out the door screaming. They thought she was being attacked and pulled their guns (yes they carried guns back then). She told them what was happening and security called the vets.
With college finals approaching, it's time once again for Microsoft Word autosummaries of all the old, boring books you were supposed to read.
"Don't you get it? What we have to understand is it's them or us. It can't be all of us, or one. It's got to be us, or they become it. Then we lose what makes us we."
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