Hey YerAuraBoresMeAlice, what kind of shampoo do you use? Your hair smells TERRIFIC.
Finally, Yoozer shows us the dangers of letting Mr Freeze from Batman and Robin design a car.
This week's Comedy Goldmine journey is over, because we're run out of gas. Thanks again to my best buddies in the entire world, the forum goons, for their hard work. Next week's instalment of this article will give away the endings to every big summer blockbuster, and laugh at the people who don't know that Spiderman somehow gets pregnant. I hope you'll join me then!
The singer dove off the stage and crowd surfed in a sort of reverse funeral procession where the person being carried is the only one truly alive. Touching him I felt religious ecstasy and started speaking in tongues and requesting songs that didn't exist.
There's no easy way to put this, so I'll tell it like it is. Bouillon is died. He went missing before the weekend and yesterday I found his skeletonized remains at the bottom of the #3 soup vat during one of my swims. I thought the cream of mushroom soup had an especially nourishing taste, and a lot more clumps of fur and skin than usual.
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