Hey YerAuraBoresMeAlice, what kind of shampoo do you use? Your hair smells TERRIFIC.
Finally, Yoozer shows us the dangers of letting Mr Freeze from Batman and Robin design a car.
This week's Comedy Goldmine journey is over, because we're run out of gas. Thanks again to my best buddies in the entire world, the forum goons, for their hard work. Next week's instalment of this article will give away the endings to every big summer blockbuster, and laugh at the people who don't know that Spiderman somehow gets pregnant. I hope you'll join me then!
Finding the right hat can feel like walking through a minefield for guys. Did a murderer wear your hat? Was it ruined by bros? Are you just an idiot? Find out with our authoritative ranking of bad hats.
The Amazonians value combat prowess and purity of spirit. By wrestling half naked, they pay homage to both virtues by displaying their battle-forged bodies while preserving as much modesty as their society deems necessary. The gelatin in which they wrestle is symbolic of the fluid nature of battle, a concept the Amazonians call ‘akgor-gra.’
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.