Hey YerAuraBoresMeAlice, what kind of shampoo do you use? Your hair smells TERRIFIC.
Finally, Yoozer shows us the dangers of letting Mr Freeze from Batman and Robin design a car.
This week's Comedy Goldmine journey is over, because we're run out of gas. Thanks again to my best buddies in the entire world, the forum goons, for their hard work. Next week's instalment of this article will give away the endings to every big summer blockbuster, and laugh at the people who don't know that Spiderman somehow gets pregnant. I hope you'll join me then!
I'm haunted by a recurring vision of a skeleton flipping me off. To avoid seeing this terrifying image in bumper sticker form, I pay someone with a blank bumper to drive in front of me at all times.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.