It was very brave of you to admit this to the internet, NihilistCanada.
Open wide for two scoops of Pancho Villalobos!
One day the mullet will come back in fashion and rocket_350 will be the one who laughs at you.
This next image from Serisothikos comes to you entirely free of charge! You don't pay a thing for it...ever!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
The Internet experience of 2014 has been condensed into a single article for your convenience.
The Comedy Goldmine examines the funniest and most creative threads from the Something Awful Forums. Although the Comedy Goldmine has changed authors many times over the years, its focus on the Something Awful Forums is still the same. Includes hilarious Photoshops, amusing work stories, parodies, and other types of oddball humor.