Consumer Reporter IS THE UGLIEST GUY IN THE WORLD!!!!!!

Cosmic Beluga took a deep breath. For too long now he had waited in the shadows. This was his moment. His time. His chance to shine. He opened up Imageready and made a .gif we would never forget...

I once kissed Fillerbunny and his breath smelled of ranch flavored Pringles. I knew at that moment once I popped I could not stop.

With his being a boxing-related article, Jabba Degrassi should change his name to JABBER Degrassi! Or Frank Spitbucket.

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