Picked these up in Toronto, at Kensington Market:
Bertrand Hustle: The current German flag is right next to it.
First, here is a creepy internet fan art of Fat Albert having eaten Dumb Donald whole.
Ok, why did I show you that? Because someone on eBay misinterpreted this and made a $200 piece of jewelry.
Shmitty: We have entered an age where internet memes beget jewel-encrusted internet memes. It is absolutely awe-inspiring.
Cons: causes bad nightmares. I used to have to eat beef until I passed out to have these kind of terrors, but this machine does it for me every time I fall asleep inside it.
Sorry about the blurry photo. I was lunging at my phone, yelling at it to take a clear picture. It's the only image of me that exists. I'd take another picture for you, but I'm in the middle of a rigorous trampoline session.
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