Busty Heart's Place (NWS!) (Thanks, AvidAcid!)
At Busty Heart's Place, the "History" page focuses solely on this bell-crackers's short-lived run as the Boston Celtics' "first and only unofficial celebrity mascot," back in 1986. More recently, the 48-year-old stripper amazed/aroused millions of idiots during a 2008 America's Got Talent episode by crushing beer cans with her 46-H breasts.
However, Busty Heart's most impressive achievement might be this NWS panoramic survey of human failure, which has seemingly disappeared from the page. (In fact, the old Photo Gallery appears to be completely inaccessible, having been replaced with a by-request stock photo service.) Fortunately, submitter AvidAcid saved it for posterity. Pink Floyd Kid looks like he's being shoulder-straddled by the fleshy nubs of a partially amputated hippopotamus. If Busty Heart contributes more indelible images like this to the Web, perhaps someday she'll be invited to leave her boob-prints on the Internet's virtual Walk of Dubious Fame.
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