AwfulVision: New year, same terrible crap!

As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

• I'm weak. Watch me get stronger.
• Rare 1938 Superman comic found hidden in a wall.
• PYF Spooky Internet Fiction
• Help! 64 y.o life insurance policy, family trust, complex circumstances
• Mortgages, Loans, and Credit
• Windows Vista - recover key from external HD?
• Tell me about getting a raise through someone else's poor choices
• Obama counterterrorism speech & interruption from brave code pink activist