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This week in White Rap
Attention middle class white males aged 18-28: please stop rapping, listening to rap and, you know what, while you're at it please pay a neurosurgeon to cut out the part of your brain that even thinks it knows what rap is. Then move to a desert island and live out the rest of your lives. For that matter you can skip the first 3 steps - just move to the island.
Maybe you'll impress the natives with your 4-sizes-too-big designer jeans that mommy bought you for Christmas. Maybe you'll wow them with your Airsoft gun. Perhaps you'll even impress them with your "street cred", despite none of them knowing what a "street" even is. You know what? I don't care how you justify it, just do it.
Oh, wait, I'm sorry. That convinced none of you. Let's try that again, shall we? Ahem:
"Attention middle class white males aged 18-28: please stop rapping, listening to rap and, you know what, while you're at it please pay a neurosurgeon to cut out the part of your brain that even thinks it knows what rap is. Then move to a desert island and live out the rest of your lives. For that matter you can skip the first 3 steps. Just move to the island.
Maybe you'll impress the natives with your 4-sizes-too-big designer jeans that mommy bought you for christmas. Maybe you'll wow them with your Airsoft gun. Perhaps you'll even impress them with your "street cred", despite none of them knowing what a "street" even is. You know what? I don't care how you justify it, just do it HOLY SHIT DUDE IT WOULD BE SOOOOOO IRONIC LOL."
Congratulations America, you are now populated by 3 million less suburban teens who listen to mc chris.
Critics Corner®
"haha nice..classic white rapper...exept emin3m<3"
-dudew8" awsome! :()"
-rs2br0ther5
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