China. China. China. China!

As you may have noticed, the most popular viral videos at any given time are amazingly banal, annoying, and cliched pieces of waste. It almost seems as if the internet naturally gravitates towards the worst possible Youtube and Google video selections. So it stands to reason that if the terrible videos become popular, then the unpopular videos must be awesome! We here at Something Awful present to you AwfulVision™, our own patented service dedicated to showcasing a wide selection of unpopular videos that apparently must be good! Welcome to Web 3.9. Welcome to AwfulVision™!

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• Let's Play Technobabble: The JRPG
• Chris Hedges: Rise Up or Die
• My restraining order against my ex is being appealed and I'm terrified.
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• Planetside 2: A battle of attrition in a war of infinite resources.
• Hudson (SA: pioneermax) using map vision and other hacks
• MLB GDT 5/22: Where have you gone, Tom Kelly?