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dinozombiesgoRARR

My supermarket just happened to have a sale on jerky today. The Gods smiled down on my endeavour.

I had a choice of BBQ, Original or Teriyaki. I decided to play it safe and went with Original. No point in going crazy at this point and risking everything.

Shopkeep! Your finest jerky, post haste!

I found a seat in the food court then locked & loaded.

I just walked all the way home with jerky hidden in a secret compartment in my shoe. I had some of the jerky at the food court and then when I got home I ate some shoe jerky and I swear to god the jerky out of my shoe was warmer and tasted better.

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DocEvil

ahahahahaaaa his hand covered in paint

animal drums

umm... can we get security over in the snackfood aisle? we got a guy casin the jerky section, photographin the beef, peepin the 'ronis..

Dr. Destructo

You get BOTH entrance themes for this.

KungFu Grip

I always expected the Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes to look like this:

Loooogan

People have laughed at me for years. But now, I laugh at them. Thank you, dinozombiesgoRARR.

Thanks to dinozombiesgoRARR for making this fever dream come true; you are a real American Australian!

- Andrew "Garbage Day" Miller (@DarbageGay)

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