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Misquoting Famous People

Tuesday, November 10, 2009 by Vera "Viconia" Lynn

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ghostpower
"Ha ha ha ha ha hahaha, fuck you - wicked clowns." ~ Mother Teresa

Frostie
"No, don't worry about it, this is a church it doesn't cost anything." ~ The Church of Scientology

D is That Guy
"I think, therefore I am." ~ Terri Schiavo

Bertrand Hustle
"I'm going to fucking kill Google." ~ Michael "Michael Phelps" Phelps

Cronodoculous
"That's the beauty of it, it doesn't do anything!" ~ Che Guevara

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