Misquoting Famous People
Misquoter
"I'd like to think that the last thing that went through his head, other than that bullet, was to wonder how the hell Andy Dufresne ever got the best of him." ~ Courtney Love
Splatmaster
"Fuck Windows. Fuck it right in its stupid little ass!" ~ Bill Gates
Kevyn
"Autobots, transform and roll out!" ~ Richard Nixon
Cometa Rossa
"A nigga fart in he own mouth, a shameful nigga" ~ Albert Camus
Toasty Potato
"I see dead people." ~ Michael J. Fox, "The Frighteners"
