What Can't you Do?
On October 30th, a fateful thread was posted by Dysfuncti_1 in the General Bullshit forum with the captivating title of "What Can't you Do?" His entire post was:
I can not:
Roll my R's.
I would therefore make a bad:
Swedish speaking person.
HURRRR. Usually if someone posts inane garbage like this they are ridiculed into obscurity or self-immolation, but for some reason a landslide of comedy and terror followed when the goons came in to add their own mad phat (lack of) skillz to the list. This is their story.
IndyPunkOne:
I can not:
lick my own ballsTherefore, I would make a poor:
Hermit
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Keshik: I can't: Therefore, I make a bad: |
Maxim_hF:
I can not:
Lick my noseTherefore i would make/am a bad:
boyfriend, husband, lover, porn star
ummel:
I can not:
Swim.I would therefore make a bad:
Haitian.
Iridium:
I can not:
Stop jacking off.Therefore I would make a bad:
Clergyman.
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