Dungeons & Dragons Module B3: "Palace of the Silver Princess" (Part 1)
Zack:
Two passageways can be seen here. Each is behind a double portcullis. The first one leads south, while the second extends west.
Steve: I will heave up the first portcullis with a mighty roar and head south.
Zack: You travel down a dark and foreboding hallway. Your mind is filled with thoughts of possible songs about bats, lichens, and evil, red-eyed rats.
Steve: The finest sort of rat!
Zack: Suddenly, the floor falls away beneath you and you find yourself falling! You are falling into a pit!
Steve: Gravity, unconquerable foe! I shall one day have my revenge in song!
Zack: Luckily you only fall ten feet down into the pit and take 2 points of damage.
Steve: Is that all? I've seen tougher pits at baby schools. I scoff at the pit and utilize my grappling hook to climb out.
Zack: You continue down the hall for a short while longer and you reach a closed, wooden door. Hallways continue to the west and to the east.
Steve: When life gives you doors, make doorade!
Zack: You enter a chamber of unearthly power and fell lightning crackling from eldritch devices. Upon the air is the perfume of evil majicks. Four hooded and robed acolytes adjust profane dials on a machine that seems to be electrifying a dead goblin.
Steve: Acolytes of the Hoary Frostlands! Prepare yourself to witness your Dethroned God Defiled by the Negative Priest of Black Shreds.
Zack: You wail on your guitar, blasting two of them into brain-fried ragdolls. The other two turn on you and attack. One slashes your leather pants, inflicting 3 damage with a rusty knife, the other attacks you with a sword but his blow is deflected by the spikes on your shoulders.
Steve: Syphilitic Spawn of Deepest Water Deep, uncork your black vengeance upon these pant-ruiners. Feel the agony of my feedback!
Zack: Their heads explode, Scanners style.
Steve: Is there any treasure in the room?
Zack: Only the rusty weapons of these twisted acolytes.
Steve: They have sowed a hard wind. Now they will reap what they have wrought with their seeds. What about their device?
Zack: You cannot discern its function, but you see a door on the eastern wall.
Steve: Open it.
