The Art of Vampire: The Masquerade (1990s)
Zack: *Slams a Schlitz, charges screaming out of a Bay View alley into the parking lot of a Culver's*
Steve: I've never been to Milwaukee, but this picture looks like hobo school just let out for the year.
Zack: A real hobo knows that school never ends. The hard college of hobo life. The University of the Rails.
Steve: It probably ends when you get turned into a hobo vampire by another evil hobo.
Zack: Then you just go straight to vampire school, which is even worse. You need lots of math credits.
Steve: What if you're a vampire hobo twink?
Zack: If such a splendorous creature were to exist it would probably be on a leash in the back of a train car hauling antiques. Just listen for the techno music.
