The Revenge of Tattoo SWAT
Zack: The guy on the right is high as fuck.
Dave: Just as behind every great man there's a great woman, behind every straightedge skinhead ne'er-do-well there's a lumbering Mormon mantoddler.
Zack: As far as I can tell, straightedge people are Nazi kids afraid of getting their asses kicked by black people.
Zack: I'd love to see this moron start a brawl with some MS 13 guys.
Dave: Yeah, as a general rule, white guys with big "13" tattoos on their faces should politely sidestep Los Angeles to avoid encounters with chainsaws.
Dave: That's why they spend Christmases at home, with cousin Chad.
Zack: Oddly enough, the same catalog sells DRUG FREE hoodies and fabulous teddy bear Christmas sweaters.