The Collected Works of E.E. CUMMINGZ, vol. 1

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Planetside 2: A battle of attrition in a war of infinite resources.
• DC Comics Death Watch: We cope by making up WCW analogies
• Microcenter CPU sale i7-3770k $229, i5-3570K $1169, more + AMD too
• My restraining order against my ex is being appealed and I'm terrified.
• Patch 5.3 General Discussion: Kick in the Darkspear Rebellion
• Looks for help and input on my boat seat project
• I am ALONE in Here - Let's Play Kairo and Gradually Lose Our Mind (SSLP)
• 4-pack of wick protection black socks $12.95