The Collected Works of E.E. CUMMINGZ, vol. 1

The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• Site Performance: Cache Rules Everything Around Me!
• Weeping Seals, Whining Gears, Whimpering Owner. I bought an old Land Rover.
• [italo acid house] New single and a remix from Easystreet = electronic sexy
• NHL GDT 5/22 - On second thought, hold the mozzarella sticks
• Return of the Deal - 4TB Seagate Desktop HDD - $150
• Complete Watchmen comic for Kindle - $3.99
• My restraining order against my ex is being appealed and I'm terrified.
• Suggest me some movies