Beating a Man in a Trash Bag and Other True Stories of Fetlife.com

Detectives watch solemnly from the pier as a crane lifts a cuckold from a nose.

Yeah, after work I was thinking grab a couple Strohs, play some darts and then head back to the house so my buddy can crap in a toilet, take the crap out of the toilet and shove it into my nose and mouth and then fuck my throat. Then catch up on my DVR'd eps of The League.
