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World's First "Cheeskin" Bred in LabGourmand - August 27th, 2014By Esteban Clitter Tired of bones in your chicken? South Korean food engineering company Tasetech has the answer. They have have bred the first "Cheekin", a chicken with cheese flavored and textured bones. Is Your Butter Giving You Enough Human Growth Hormone? BBC News Pizza Flavored Water Big Hit in Japan Tokyo Today New York Times - Portly Scientist - Delicious Food News - Foxwire all 2,433 news articles |
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CDC Links Heart Disease to SIDSAmerican Medical Journal - August 27th, 2014By HUGO BABBY Sudden Infant Death Syndrome, commonly known as "crib death", claimed almost 65,000 infants in 2013, up 7000% from just a decade earlier. The rise may be explained by a new CDC study that links a variety of cardiac and pulmonary illnesses to SIDS. Landfills Choked With 40-inch Diapers The Daily Girth Lipitor Chewables Clear FDA AP Christian Savory Monitor - The Immense Doctor - Defib Daily - Foxwire all 824 news articles |
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Prison Overcrowding Worsens Despite Low Crime
Washington Post - August 27th, 2014By Cramden Sel Dwindling numbers in American prisons are a testament to the 200-year low in violent crimes, but a new study indicates overcrowding has become an even larger problem. NY Policeman Stuck in Doorway for Eight Hours NY Daily News Crips, Bloods Struggle With Adult-Onset Diabetes UPI Thick Jails - The Latin Kings Courier - Stout Times - Foxwire all 906 news articles |
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Euros Embrace 4-Wheelers for City Travel
Roma Turismo - August 26th, 2014By Jennifer Pantswell Scooters are out and 4-wheelers are in following several scooter-collapse accidents throughout Europe. New laws that go into effect Friday approve the size-friendly ATVs for city traffic in major urban areas. Boston Marathon Run Entirely By Kenyans Boston Herlad NFL Shortens Football FIeld to 20 Yards ESPN.com Heavy Duty - Major Motoring - Fat Hogs - Foxwire all 4,004 news articles |
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Minus-Size Model Argues for "Thin Rights"
TMZ.com - August 26th, 2014By SYPPEN CZYRP Minus-size fashion model Clarice Boutoo is making a big deal out of small rights, speaking out for equality in the fashion industry. "The industry wants big, and I've eaten myself up to 220 for a shoot before," Boutoo said. "The pressure is definitely there and if you can't tip the scales, you can't even be a hand model." SEC Okays King Size Buyout of Nike The Economist T-Shirts Big at Beaches This Summer USA Today Little Ladies - Small Beautiful Woman Today - Gristle & Fatness - Foxwire all 204 news articles |
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Airbus Megaliner Will Seat 8
Comfortable Aviation Monthly - August 26th, 2014By Yngwie Thickstein The Airbus 960 debuted at a German air show this weekend. Onlookers were thrilled by the immense six-engine aircraft, which can seat 8 in first class or 19 if configured for stacked coach seating. Toyota Loses to Ford Following Seatbelt-Length Snafu Car & Driver New Jersey Highway Patrol Cracks Down on "Fattitude" Highway Times Two-Seater - The Porcine Traveler - Fooddors - Foxwire all 7,564 news articles |
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3 Die, 9 Hospitalized in Anti-War Protest Tragedy
Los Angeles Times - August 26th, 2014By Doug Pilsbury A peaceful protest turned tragic Thursday when an entire protest in downtown Los Angeles suffered from heat exhaustion. The 32 anti-war protesters had gathered for an hour when the 105 degree heat began to claim its first victims. Sony Showcases Wireless Defibrillator G4TV.com Hollywood Walk of Fame to Receive Steel Reinforcement LA Times The Nation Plus - Stuckin The Tub - Seizing-Heart Liberal - Foxwire all 1,988 news articles |
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US Caves to Colombian DemandsAP - August 25th, 2014By SUZE GONZALEZ Following a 6-week standoff over cocoa exports, the United States has caved to the demands of the Colombians in order to avoid further mass-suicides. The US will be surrendering one-quarter of its nuclear arsenal to the Colombians, although early indications are the stockpile will be left on the steps and the Colombians will have to come get it themselves. Revised Food Pyramid Emphasizes Cake, Gummi Groups Your "Health" Amid Embargo Fears Choco Coins Briefly Beat Gold The Economist Sweets & Business - Forbes - Chocolate Report - Foxwire all 364 news articles |
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