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The Something Awful front page news tackles anything both off and on the Internet. Mostly "on" though, as we're all incredible nerds.

• PYF Game console ockups
• [PDQ T&J] I Left My Eye of Newt in San Francisco
• MLB GDT 5/24 Fire Don Mattingly!!!
• [500 words] Religious war in a landfill, Watership Down style.
• Dungeon World: A Flight of Eagles
• Help! 64 y.o life insurance policy, family trust, complex circumstances
• Space Engine - Carl Sagan's Cosmos, the game!
• NHL Playoffs GDT 05/24/13 - The Rains of Crosbamere