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• Tornado Jones, the Human Beatbox and Killing Machine
• Tall buildings that ruin everything for everyone
• Freedom Fighter brand Falafel Fixins
• Lieutenant Disaster's Commercial Airline Shooting Range
• Bed, Bath, and Beyond's towel department
• Sparky "Robert" Fitch, The Man Who Loved Constitutions
• Skeeter and the Gooch, two kittens who stole the heart of America and refuse to give it back
• The Hurricane Factory
• The Nazi Husbandry Association (NHA)
• Bipedal robots able to balance themselves (ex. Tickle Me Elmo X)
• Famous Skyscraper Blueprints Magazine
• Flip Peterson, the tallest man of the Dakotas
• The entire cast of the Broadway musical Al-Sadr Get Your Gun
• pick up kids from minstrel show
• call Molly about dog excavation
• bread
• milk
• eggs
• AND YOU.

- Bob "BobServo" Mackey

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