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A strange man defecated on my sister. Why, killer ninjas, why? Is there any reasonable answer to that?

No one knew what went on inside of occamsmonkey's head.

Be afraid, Soulkys. Be very afraid.

Young Freud wanted to bring realism to his depiction of the French-backed king of a country in Africa.


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