"TheDalaiLama" spills some Coke, which is fine with me since I prefer Pepsi Products (send me free stuff plz)!
"shltplease" finds a more subdued and introspective Kool-Aid Man. There's no smile on his face.
"Nevermore" needs to adopt a "don't ask, don't tell" policy, because his army is full of fruits.
"Splangy" reminds us all that if you're going to get executed, make sure there is a photographer around so that people can Photoshop your death.