"exploitedtroll" has some sort of dangerous game of peanut butter and jelly warfare going on.
"Gil the Arm" tries to cheat the system:
"CarryTheZero" brings us this highly inspirational moment.
Zack Parsons made this image and threatened to fire me if I didn't include it. Also he hit me and told me not to tell anyone or he would hit me again harder.
Elliot said my breakup must have been due to the sweater curse, an unexplained phenomenon where anyone who gives their significant other a hand-knit sweater gets dumped. The only way to break the curse, Elliot said, was to destroy the sweater.
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