TobiasRieper ponders a disturbing alternate reality in which people who sport this facial hair are shunned by society.
After extensive testing, we've determined particle409 is resistant to radiation, roundhouse kicks, and impeachment.
If you elect westborn, you will surely see the tax on beans go down. A vote for westborn is a vote for cheaper beans.
WilfordBrimley will image-manipulate everything on the face of the Earth! And nothing can stop him!