TobiasRieper ponders a disturbing alternate reality in which people who sport this facial hair are shunned by society.
After extensive testing, we've determined particle409 is resistant to radiation, roundhouse kicks, and impeachment.
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WilfordBrimley will image-manipulate everything on the face of the Earth! And nothing can stop him!
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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Youtube user HolkHogan420 has been systematically exposing all of the Illuminati's plans.
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