When Donny Brook wants something, he just takes it. He usually puts it back, though.

If Lincoln had kept his hair as depicted in this Aslan Bebop image, I'd have been totally cool with his assassination.

This Rlyss image won't connect with American readers, but it'll get the Hopping Mad Collection Agency off our backs.

Lizard Combatant makes Harry Truman look as magnificent as Crabbeville in autumn.

Don't tread on Saint Sputnik.

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