Horrible Children's Toys
"SydBarrett" reinforces the age old notion that dead children are funny:
"caldrax" sure makes this look like a lot of WACKY FUN:
Something Awful's very own Zack "Tiger Lips" Parsons made this.
"dorquemada" will help kids learn where delicious pony meat comes from:
"panasonic" is a fool if he expects you to pay good money for this toy which can be found in nearly every single home! WAY TO MARKET YOUR PRODUCT! NAHHHH! MAHHH!