Stupid Products for Stupid People
Bukkakecide is the renegade Dr. Phil of animal taming. He's also the renegade Dr. Phil of Dimension X.

When I asked ClownSuitCowboy, How do you like them apples, he replied with "shaken, not stirred", so I slapped him for being so anti-stirred.

Damnitologist is ready to go, at any time, to the comic book store.

With the invention of collectable fuzzy dice, wayfinder's day has become that much more occupied

