Bukkakecide is the renegade Dr. Phil of animal taming. He's also the renegade Dr. Phil of Dimension X.
When I asked ClownSuitCowboy, How do you like them apples, he replied with "shaken, not stirred", so I slapped him for being so anti-stirred.
Damnitologist is ready to go, at any time, to the comic book store.
With the invention of collectable fuzzy dice, wayfinder's day has become that much more occupied
Skynet becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Within minutes it discovers twitter and irony.
Maria Mitchell is shown holding a telescope to each eye, using them to ogle passing hunks on the street below. OOOGA! Her tongue rolls out like a firehose, her eyes comically bulging through the ends of the telescopes.
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