Stupid Products for Stupid People
$iMpLe has a name that I think is kind of lame. It's the dollar sign, dude. It's just so capitalist.

FYAD WIZARD packs more fun and incest than a county fair.

There's something about the way Damnitologist moves. It's like silk in a vat of butter.

IdeoPraxist is going to drink you under the table, where he will then die.

