Buggies Unlimited, Rapture Ready, and Mike Jones
I have to admit that initially none of these three topics were that appealing to me on their own, but a dork in a golf cart rocking out to that damn "Back Then" song and driving off a cliff to burn for all eternity is a pretty cool thought.
Buggies Unlimited
It's not quite an ATV, and not quite an elderly person's electric scooter, it's a golf cart! Taking these bad boys off road is the new craze among middle-aged office workers everywhere.
His ride looks like one of those carts they use to give tours of factories. It's too bad the only thing he's qualified to give a tour of is the life of a mediocre human being.
From now on please keep your scary-ass kid indoors.
Kids these days can't get enough humiliation.
You're never going to find your ball, man.
FUCK YEAH!!
Zero to sad in 6 seconds.
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