Thanks, this picture makes a great wallpaper.

Don't worry, the only thing that died was his dignity.

Nothing says "I'm from the south" quite like using shotguns for decoration.

Wait, I may have been mistaken.

What would we do without this incredible invention?

The jet-ski / golf cart hybrid is the most efficient dorkmobile on the road today, with the driver receiving several beatings per mile.

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