There's a hot new weight loss plan that's all the rage, it's called the "STOP EATING EVERYTHING IN SIGHT AND STOP DRINKING SODA YOU DISGUSTING OBEAST" diet and it's really hot in Hollywood.
Just decide where you want hair to grow and grow it already!
I could totally go for some supper flows right now.
This looks like something the A / V club would do for halloween.
Everyone keep an eye out for my movie, it's going to have cameos by Kenny Loggins and most of the cast of Night Court! No foolin'!
I could've gone without wasting my time reading this shit.
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What if you were a cop and the Skittle was mentally disturbed and wanted to be eaten?
DOPPELGANGER NEEDED - To minimize stress to my dog, I'm looking for somebody who is identical to me to take over ownership. Must also be able to fool my wife. Call to set up interview. 555-8252
I'll never forgive these giant alien insects! I'm trying!
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